We are the McFartington’s

These came out of Shorty’s mouth, today.

1.  As told by his teacher, another student (one of his friends) smacked Shorty in the back of the head while walking in line (nice friend, huh?).  Anyway, the teacher (& a good friend of mine) asked Shorty if the kid hit him.  Shorty says, “yes, but maybe it knocked some sense into me”.

2.  “When I want to say a-s-s, I’ll just spell it.  Then I’m not saying it.” 

3.  “I’m shooting a bird at the devil, see?”