We are the McFartington’s

I didn’t really felt like blogging last week. Maybe I’ll tell you about it later. Maybe not. But I will tell you something Shorty just said to me…

Shorty: Will you please open this for me?
Me: Sure.
Shorty: I said the “p” word.
Me: That’s why I’m opening it for you.
Shorty: What? Penis? Well, that’s the “p” word.
At least he makes me laugh!

Here is conversation from school today:

Kid: R just said the b word and the f word.
Me: Come here & whisper them to me.
Kid: (whispering) He said the b word and the f word.
Me: No honey, I want you to whisper the words.
Kid: Oh! He said butt and fart.
That is why I always ask them to whisper the word!