We are the McFartington’s

So here we are, the McFartingtons. 

We are: 

Ma McFartington (me, the mom),

FT McFartington (Pa, the dad, or Captain McFartington), 

RB McFartington (also known as J, Raymond, Motormouth, Tall Stuff, Mr. Football),

Shorty McFartington (also known as E, Short Stuff, Junior, Booger, Booger Joe)

and The McFartington Dog.